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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍

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