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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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