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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺

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