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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡

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