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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Charlie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦

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