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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Bella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗

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