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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Daenerys eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺

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