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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Voldemort eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻

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