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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Hermoine eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺

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