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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Kirk eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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