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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Pebbles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁

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