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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Rufus eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺

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