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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Luna eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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