Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Molly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.