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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Bob eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘

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