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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯

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