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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Missy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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