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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Pepper eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯

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