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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Bilbo eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘

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