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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Simba eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍

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