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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊
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