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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁

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