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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘

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