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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘

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