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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃

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