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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁

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