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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Toby eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻

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