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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Coco eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍

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