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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Poppy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛

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