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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Frodo eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗

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