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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Weasley eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗

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