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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Pebbles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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