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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Piper eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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