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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Izzy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺

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