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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Yoda eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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