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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Thor eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊

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