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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Toby eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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