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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Buddy eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺

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