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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Coco eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡

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