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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Tilly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺

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