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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Lola eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏

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