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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Bob eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃

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