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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Pebbles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮

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