Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Rufus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.