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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Widget eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮

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