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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Simpkins eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘

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