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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Jenkins eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮

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