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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Simba eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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