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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗

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