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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺

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