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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗

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