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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Lola eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁

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